Thursday, November 27, 2008

i would like to give thanks

Seat 1: HoboJaws ($396.90 in chips)
Seat 2: stlsucks ($274.75 in chips)
stlsucks: posts small blind $0.50
HoboJaws: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HoboJaws [Ah Ad] oh hi there
stlsucks: raises $3 to $4
HoboJaws: raises $10 to $14
stlsucks: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [9c 6d 8d]
HoboJaws: bets $18
stlsucks: raises $37 to $55
HoboJaws: raises $327.90 to $382.90 and is all-in awful board I know but he's shipping here with any pair
stlsucks: calls $205.75 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($122.15) returned to HoboJaws
*** TURN *** [9c 6d 8d] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [9c 6d 8d 9h] [5h] i swear to god these rivers haunt me for days
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HoboJaws: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
stlsucks: shows [7d 3d] (a straight, Five to Nine)
stlsucks collected $549 from pot

Board: 9c 6d 8d
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 49.293% 48.38% 00.91% 479 9.00 { AdAh }
Hand 1: 50.707% 49.80% 00.91% 493 9.00 { 7d3d }

(this means that it was a coinflip)




half an hour later...


Seat 1: HoboJaws ($387 in chips) worked my way back up some because i'm better than him postflop
Seat 2: stlsucks ($475.85 in chips)
stlsucks: posts small blind $0.50
HoboJaws: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HoboJaws [5s 7s]
stlsucks: raises $3 to $4
HoboJaws: raises $10 to $14 keepin him honest
stlsucks: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [5c Td 7h] like a kid in a candy store
HoboJaws: bets $18
stlsucks: raises $38 to $56
HoboJaws: raises $317 to $373 and is all-in
stlsucks: calls $317
*** TURN *** [5c Td 7h] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Td 7h 4h] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HoboJaws: shows [5s 7s] (two pair, Sevens and Fives) ONE PAIR JUST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH THESE DAYS BUDDY
stlsucks: mucks king ten for almost 800bb and returns to his shitty life in st louis
HoboJaws collected $773.50 from pot